Sorry about those texts I sent you last night, my phone was drunk. My biggest concern in life is actually how my online friends can be informed of my death! LOLĬ.L.A.S.S- come late and start sleeping 🙂 Having a best friend with the same mental disorder is a blessing. Being soaked with your best friend is an adventure. When I’m a Pedestrian I Hate cars… When I’m Driving I Hate Pedestrians… Funny Status for Friendsīeing soaked alone is cold.
#Status updates free#
Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up.Īll my life I thought air is free until I bought a bag of chips. I live in a world of fantasy, so keep your reality away from me! I want someone to give me a Loan and then leave me Alone. My family says I talk in my sleep but nobody at work has ever mentioned it. In Modern Politics, Even The Leader Of The Free World Needs Help From The Sultan Of Facebookistan! Some people should have multiple Facebook accounts to go along with their multiple personalities. I really need 5 hours of Facebook to balance out my 5 minutes of studying. Who needs television when there is so much drama on Facebook. Funny Status for Facebookĭid anyone else notice the sound if you click the like button on my Facebook Status? My bed is always extra comfortable when I need to get out of it in the morning. I wake up when I can’t hold my pee in any longer. I want someone to look at me the way I look at cupcakes! You can never buy Love…But still, you have to pay for it… The only thing I gained so far in THIS YEAR is weight 🙂 Never make eye contact while eating a banana. People who exercise live longer, but what’s the point when those extra years are spent at the gym. Here my dad comes on Whatsapp… From now on my status would be ‘***no status***’ or just a smiley… I only use it when I have time, lunch time, break time, bedtime, this time, that time, at any time, all the time.
Why would two people fight over a belt when neither of them is wearing pants? Funny Status for Whatsapp in One Line Running away does not help you with your problems, unless you are fat.ĭecided to burn lots of calories today so I set a fat kid on fire. I’m Jealous Of My Parents… I’ll Never Have A Kid As Cool As Theirs!ĭear Lord, there is a bug in your software…it’s called #Monday, please fix it. Dear Lord, all I ask for a chance to prove that winning the lottery won’t make me a bad person.
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